If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Perjury

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Fraud

What are some ballbusting stories?

Conspiracy

Terroristic threats

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Are narcissists happy people generally?

HIPAA violations

No freedom is absolute.

Insider trading

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

And much, much more.

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Insurrection

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Child pornography

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Threats of violence

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

Trade secrets

Revealing classified information

Revenge porn

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

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